Iran, Arusi

Safar be Iran khub bud,raftim Shiraz, Esfahan, Kavir (Mesr), ye ruzam ye safare ye ruze raftim. Aksaran Tehran budim. Ruze avval mano gereftan. Monkeratia ro migam. bavar nakardani bud, akhe migoftan ina dige chand vaghte tu khiabuna nistan... begzarim ke cheghad az keshvaram khejalat keshidam. Vali mardom ta hududi jobran kardan! Enghad ba Sven mehrabun budan ke bara Sven ajib bud. Inja "khareji" sefate badie! Baraxe iran ke mellat be onvane tamjid be man migoftan to khareji shodi! (Rastesh hesse badi bem midad, chon man tu alman hamishe ye khareji hastam, age tu iran ham khareji basham eftezahe)

Ye chize dige mikhastam tarif konam: hafteye pish raftim arusie yeki az dustaye Sven. Shabe ghable arusi raftim khuneye pedar madare damad... Hame az man miporsan ke aya khuk mikhoram ya na. Bamazzegisham be ine ke ino bad az in miporsan ke sekt ya abjo ina khordam! Mamane Christof sari raft ketabi ke dasht mikhundo ovord neshunam dad: "couchsurfing in Iran". Ye safasho shansi baz kardam neveshte bud "raveshe pardakht dar iran: 1. gheymato tu zehnetun hududan be euro hessab mikonin. 2. taajob mikonin ke cheghad arzune! 3.ye sefr jelosh mizarino tu eskenasa migardin 4.mifahmin ke unghadra ham arzun nabude!" ba khande be Sven ham neshunesh dadam unam goft daghighan hamintor bud!
Farda sobesh, sobe kalle sahar dustaye dumad pa mishan bahash miran ye ja shellik mikonan (tir nadare,faghat sedash kheili gondast) ke "dumad bidar she" badesh miran ba ham sobune mikhoran, saat 2-3 hame shik miran kilisa. Aslan mese filma nabud. tulanio keselkonande be joz chand bar ke hame sheraye mazhabio khundim. (Christof o Viktoria 3 ta sher entekhab karde budan raje be eshgho khodao in harfa, bad chapeshun karde budano gozashte budan ru sandaliaye kilisa) Vali kishishe hey harf zad. Ensafan harfaye akhunda az harfaye in jazzabtare! Ehtemalan chun akhunda kolli vaght ru ghessehashun mizarano ye chizayi sare ham mikonan. akharesh kishishe hamun harfasho mese ye sher tekrar kard ke moteassefane sher ham nabud! Tozihesh sakhte vali hududan mese hen-hen e ye mashin: "hen-hen-hen-hen-hen-hen-hen-henheeeeen". un bache kuchuluhayi ham ke jeloye aruso babash umadan tu rah gol narikhtan! haminjuri tu sabadashun bordaneshun jolo! Ehtemalan kishishe gofte "alan mituni aruso bebusi" vali ma zudtar umade budim birun, montazer ke arus dumad az kilisa dar biad ke dobare shelliiik konim! (3 bar sedaye gonde,albate bedune tir)
Badesh hame raftim ye talar, ke ye aalame khorakio nushidani dasht ba ahango raghso in chiza. Ye barnameye bamazeyi ke dashtan "serv kardane soup tavassote dustaye dumad bud" ke ina hamashun raftan pishbano dolaho daskeshe sefid pushidano nafari ba ye ghablame soup bargashtan tu salono raftan sare mizaye mokhtalef be hame soup dadan! ye seri bazi ham bud, ke inja khahare christof tarh karde bud va enghad bimazze budan ke hishki dige tavajjoh nemikard. Sven o dustaye digeye dumad ye taatr amade karde budan, ke man kheili zogh dashtam uno bebinam, vali be khatere barnamehaye talar o nabudane sen e monaseb bara ejrashun goftan sharmande, bara barnameye shoma vaght nist.
Ma ta akhare mehmunie mundim, hame ham hessabi mast shodan. Man na, chon az zire un hame vodka khodan dar raftam! Har bar ke arus dumad hamdigaro mibusidan hame migoftan "Vodka,Vodka..." akhe khunevadeye Viktorkia okraynian. Kholase har bar ye peik Vodka. Sven ro baraye avvalin bar mast mididam. Avvalesh fek kardam ada dar miare. Tu mashin ba Dominik o Stefan (beyne khodeshun besh migan Ste) budim. Sven tamame masir ba Dominik raje be superman, aquaman,captain america... harf zad! Kamkam mididam jeddi deddi maste! Yeja porsid dige ki hast? -Halk, goft na un khub nis akhe shakhsiatesho az dasr mideo memkene adamaye time khodesho ham bezane, badesh yehoyi gof vali chera kheili khube, man age Halk budam Ste ro mizadam. Hahaha...
Raftim khune, saat 4o nim bud, hey besh migoftam ssss hame khaban! kholase raftim bala.. tu takht Sven tarif kard ke Samu be khunevadeye Ramona moshkel dare, chun mamane (Ra)Mona nemikhad dokhtaresh azash dur she... Samu KHEILI pesare khubie, miduni KHEILI... bad ina 30km az khunashun dur mishan. un vaght man to ro az mamanet ina dur mikonam, in dige 30 km nis ke har vaght bekhay savare mashin shi beri. Kolli besh gofam intori nist... maman babaye man dustet daran... Sven baraye avvalin bar vaghean gerye kard!

Iran

Farda zohr parvazemun be Irane. Sven baraye avvalin bar miad Iran. Ta hala baba ro nadide yani faghat ye bar tu skype be ham salam kardan. Sven vase maman ye atr gerefte, vase mamanbozorg shokolat,vaseye baba ye livan ke tush ye seri pastile zard range, balasham marschmellowye sefide, shekle ye livan abjo ba kaf! bamazzas!
omidvaram safare khubi bashe! Ich erzähle alles nachher! :)

Kiss me!

Emruz baraye Sven haminjuri yehoyi khundam:
"mara bebus,
mara bebus,
baraye akharin bar,
to ra khoda negahdar,                                          Sven goft: khodet!!
ke miravam be suye sarnevesht.
Gozashteha gozashte..."                                        inja ham ba khoshhali goft " Ejdeha!"

Almost new year...

Sigi, Sven, Timo und Melitta haben heute einen awful-en Streit gehabt. Ich blieb hier oben kraftlos als sich Sven und Sigi gegenseitig mit ganz schlimmen Schimpfwörter beleidigten.

بیخیال! انقدر سر چبزای بی‌اهمیت عصبانی نشو. همش در‌واقع همینه

اون نمیتونه بفهمه چرا تو ناراحتی! یا توضیح بده یا نازاحت نشو. 

disgusting politics

Nemidunam donya che marazi gerefte. Esrayil vaghean dare Genocide mikone. Dishab ye madrese ke sazman melal be onvane panahgah be felestinia dade bude ro zade. siose hezar nafar zarfiate unja bude...

Nemidunam montazere chian. Alman, Engelis va Amrika tarafe esrayilo gereftan, yani rushun ke nemishe saf tarafe uno begiran, migan har do taraf bayad kuta bian, az in khozavalat.

Sven mige almania jorat nadaran ziad eteraz konan, be khatere koshtan ye alame yahudi tu jange jahani.

tu FB ye chand nafar morattab raje be felestino esrayil post mikonan ke khabaraye be sheddat azabavare. Az un taraf kheilia ham charandiate hamishegio post mikonan ke alan be nazare man sharmavaro ablahanast!

Baz Oberndorf

B&B ham ok shod. Daram in ruza didaniaye Barcelona ro check mikonam ke barname vase safar bedam :D
Rasti chand ruz pish Danny ro bordam cheshm pezeshki chun cheshash kheili ghermez bud, khubam nemidid -migoft ye presentation ro aslan nemidide,rafte radife avval hanuzam nemididesh. chand vaght pisham migoft cheshmash dard migiran vaghti mikhad bekhabe! - chun Deutsch harf nemizane nemikhast bere doctor. Belakhare ba ham raftim va khoshbakhtane moshkele aslish faghat ine ke cheshmash kheili khoshkan. Danny kheili azam mamnun bud, hatta vase Sven ham tu FB neveshte bud ke Laleh kheili khube movazebesh bash! Sven ham barash nevesht hamishe movazebesham chun Laleh behtarin chizie ke tu zendegie mane!
Akhare hafte khuneye Melita o Sigi budim. Shanbe asr Stefan umad ba Harry o Jasmin - ke mamanesh Phillipinie - umadan donbalemun, raftim ye cafe (be esme "Moloko" fek konam), man Mojito khastam ke Kellnerin eshtebahi Moloko baram ovord! serie bad Mojito gereftam, goftimo khandidim, bad Jasmin raft donbale dadashesh, ma mikhastim berim billiard ama unja ke raftim faghat 1 miz billiard dasht ke eshghal bud, raftim ye cafeye dige, man Radler gereftam. Jenny umad inja donbale Andy migasht chun ye do se saat bud ke dige smsesho javab nadade bud. Sven besh goft ke Andy behesh sms zade. Stefan Jenny ro deldari dad. Badesh raftim yeja ke ghabl az ma tush konsert bud(8€)
Ma ke raftim khabari nabud, faghat ye seri az dustaye ghadimie Sven budan. Andy ham inja bud. Ba Sven harf mizadan, Steffano Harry hoselashun sar rafte bud. Steffan goft age un do ta mano vel konan beran, wäre Käse! agaram mano ham bebaran bazam wäre Käse! Man beshun goftam beran. Andy be sheddat mast bud vali be nazare man mastish khengesh nakarde bud. Ba man hey shukhi mikard. Ino ham goft ke in dovvomin bare ke ma hamo mibinimo bare ghabl tu khunashun bude. Tosie kard ke ba Sven ye vaghtayi dava konam! Besh goftam ke haminjurie. Goft age intori nabud ajib bud.
Christina -familiisho nemidunam vali khodeshun esmesho ba familish sarham mikonan, be esme Chrisle mishnasanesh- Nadia, Dominic, ye Dominic e dige kasayian ke yadam miad. Ye morabbie footbalam unja bud. Nesfe shab bud, yeki az dokhtara zang zade bud 2ta taxi gerefte bud, ma ham tu sandogh aghabe taxie neshestimo ta ye jayi bashun raftim.... Kollan shabe bamazzeyi bud! (Sven sagt immer witzig!)