Iran, Arusi

Safar be Iran khub bud,raftim Shiraz, Esfahan, Kavir (Mesr), ye ruzam ye safare ye ruze raftim. Aksaran Tehran budim. Ruze avval mano gereftan. Monkeratia ro migam. bavar nakardani bud, akhe migoftan ina dige chand vaghte tu khiabuna nistan... begzarim ke cheghad az keshvaram khejalat keshidam. Vali mardom ta hududi jobran kardan! Enghad ba Sven mehrabun budan ke bara Sven ajib bud. Inja "khareji" sefate badie! Baraxe iran ke mellat be onvane tamjid be man migoftan to khareji shodi! (Rastesh hesse badi bem midad, chon man tu alman hamishe ye khareji hastam, age tu iran ham khareji basham eftezahe)

Ye chize dige mikhastam tarif konam: hafteye pish raftim arusie yeki az dustaye Sven. Shabe ghable arusi raftim khuneye pedar madare damad... Hame az man miporsan ke aya khuk mikhoram ya na. Bamazzegisham be ine ke ino bad az in miporsan ke sekt ya abjo ina khordam! Mamane Christof sari raft ketabi ke dasht mikhundo ovord neshunam dad: "couchsurfing in Iran". Ye safasho shansi baz kardam neveshte bud "raveshe pardakht dar iran: 1. gheymato tu zehnetun hududan be euro hessab mikonin. 2. taajob mikonin ke cheghad arzune! 3.ye sefr jelosh mizarino tu eskenasa migardin 4.mifahmin ke unghadra ham arzun nabude!" ba khande be Sven ham neshunesh dadam unam goft daghighan hamintor bud!
Farda sobesh, sobe kalle sahar dustaye dumad pa mishan bahash miran ye ja shellik mikonan (tir nadare,faghat sedash kheili gondast) ke "dumad bidar she" badesh miran ba ham sobune mikhoran, saat 2-3 hame shik miran kilisa. Aslan mese filma nabud. tulanio keselkonande be joz chand bar ke hame sheraye mazhabio khundim. (Christof o Viktoria 3 ta sher entekhab karde budan raje be eshgho khodao in harfa, bad chapeshun karde budano gozashte budan ru sandaliaye kilisa) Vali kishishe hey harf zad. Ensafan harfaye akhunda az harfaye in jazzabtare! Ehtemalan chun akhunda kolli vaght ru ghessehashun mizarano ye chizayi sare ham mikonan. akharesh kishishe hamun harfasho mese ye sher tekrar kard ke moteassefane sher ham nabud! Tozihesh sakhte vali hududan mese hen-hen e ye mashin: "hen-hen-hen-hen-hen-hen-hen-henheeeeen". un bache kuchuluhayi ham ke jeloye aruso babash umadan tu rah gol narikhtan! haminjuri tu sabadashun bordaneshun jolo! Ehtemalan kishishe gofte "alan mituni aruso bebusi" vali ma zudtar umade budim birun, montazer ke arus dumad az kilisa dar biad ke dobare shelliiik konim! (3 bar sedaye gonde,albate bedune tir)
Badesh hame raftim ye talar, ke ye aalame khorakio nushidani dasht ba ahango raghso in chiza. Ye barnameye bamazeyi ke dashtan "serv kardane soup tavassote dustaye dumad bud" ke ina hamashun raftan pishbano dolaho daskeshe sefid pushidano nafari ba ye ghablame soup bargashtan tu salono raftan sare mizaye mokhtalef be hame soup dadan! ye seri bazi ham bud, ke inja khahare christof tarh karde bud va enghad bimazze budan ke hishki dige tavajjoh nemikard. Sven o dustaye digeye dumad ye taatr amade karde budan, ke man kheili zogh dashtam uno bebinam, vali be khatere barnamehaye talar o nabudane sen e monaseb bara ejrashun goftan sharmande, bara barnameye shoma vaght nist.
Ma ta akhare mehmunie mundim, hame ham hessabi mast shodan. Man na, chon az zire un hame vodka khodan dar raftam! Har bar ke arus dumad hamdigaro mibusidan hame migoftan "Vodka,Vodka..." akhe khunevadeye Viktorkia okraynian. Kholase har bar ye peik Vodka. Sven ro baraye avvalin bar mast mididam. Avvalesh fek kardam ada dar miare. Tu mashin ba Dominik o Stefan (beyne khodeshun besh migan Ste) budim. Sven tamame masir ba Dominik raje be superman, aquaman,captain america... harf zad! Kamkam mididam jeddi deddi maste! Yeja porsid dige ki hast? -Halk, goft na un khub nis akhe shakhsiatesho az dasr mideo memkene adamaye time khodesho ham bezane, badesh yehoyi gof vali chera kheili khube, man age Halk budam Ste ro mizadam. Hahaha...
Raftim khune, saat 4o nim bud, hey besh migoftam ssss hame khaban! kholase raftim bala.. tu takht Sven tarif kard ke Samu be khunevadeye Ramona moshkel dare, chun mamane (Ra)Mona nemikhad dokhtaresh azash dur she... Samu KHEILI pesare khubie, miduni KHEILI... bad ina 30km az khunashun dur mishan. un vaght man to ro az mamanet ina dur mikonam, in dige 30 km nis ke har vaght bekhay savare mashin shi beri. Kolli besh gofam intori nist... maman babaye man dustet daran... Sven baraye avvalin bar vaghean gerye kard!